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Oh, I see...
I'm beginning to feel somewhat... concerned about him.

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me too! he keeps leaving sex until he's almost gone you know
i think he needs help. we should help him!

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You sound like you have a devious expression on your face and it's a 50/50 on whether I actually want to get involved.

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i definitely don't have a devious expression right now!

[ It's too enthusiastic to be properly devious. ]

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Just promise me you won't do anything Kuroko would later regret happening.

[ He knows Kise isn't going to regret it. ]

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i promise!! i'm only trying to help kurokocchi!
you'll help too, right? kurokocchi's stubborn, i'm not sure i can do it myself!!

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Well... as long as it's nothing that would genuinely upset him.
Sure, I'll help.

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no upsetting kurokocchi! we're helping!
even if we have to tie him up so he doesn't go wandering off into any more traps!

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Tying him up seems exactly like the kind of thing that will upset him...

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but then he can't get left behind and almost die
which is way more upsetting
i know, he can have a leash!

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A leash, huh.
I bet he'd say it's more fitting to be used on you, not him.

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that's mean, akashicchi! way too mean!!
i'm not the one who nearly died because i wandered off you know!!!

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How about I ask him and see what he says, then?
It's not mean if it turns out to be true, right?

[ That's how it WORKS, right?! ]

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that's even meaner!!!
besides kurokocchi doesn't really think i need a leash!
if i were a dog i'd be a really well behaved one!!!

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[ Akashi yes. ]

So you admit that you're a well-behaved dog. I see.

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if! IF!!!

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I will take this into consideration if you ever require advertising again.

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you should be nicer to me if you have to do it again...
everyone thought you were advertising for a dog :(
can't we go back to talking about how kurokocchi needs to be lectured or something

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It was very accurate.
And lectured is probably more effective than leashed, yes.

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that's why i need your help!
i'm not very good at lecturing...

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Well... I'll see what I can do.
I make no promises, though.

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i'm counting on you, akashicchi!
of all people, i can't believe you wouldn't be able to do this much!!