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[aigue]

No, I don't mean it in that way
As far as humans go you are literally a good one

Kise
You're very tall already
If you get any taller you'll be too tall
An awkward-looking, skinny giant
That's no fun

[redoubles]

oh, well, uh, thanks then!
you're a really cute fox! and really fluffy!!

i wouldn't be too tall though!!!
i need to grow like at least 10 more cm to be tall enough to play pro...

[aigue]

Thank you

Play what pro?
If you haven't noticed, there are no more athletic organizations
Especially professional ones
You should just be happy you aren't going to get old and
Poor at sports, I suppose

[redoubles]

basketball of course!!! the world's gonna come back sometime
and i'm gonna keep playing, i can't just give up!!!!

i wouldn't get bad at sports even if i did get old though ( ◞᷄દ◟᷅ )

[aigue]

Everyone gets weaker as they get older
That's why people die when they get old
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news

[redoubles]

okay but that's not for like another 20 years!!
and i don't wanna be a teenager forever!
you've gotta help me start growing again renart!!

[aigue]

[... Well, at least he believes her.]

No
I wouldn't be of any help
Try to look on the bright side

[redoubles]

what bright side is there????

[aigue]

Youth is better than old age and all the problems that comes with it

[redoubles]

i'm pretty sure this is just guaranteeing that i'm gonna die young though!!!

[aigue]

Only if you get injured and a Hedonist doesn't bring you back

[redoubles]

they can't keep us alive forever
that'd be creepy

[aigue]

It's possible they can
If you aren't mislaid, that is
Apparently they live for an extremely long time

I know it's difficult for you to consider, since your lifespan is normally so short
But think about it this way:
Now you'll have all the time in the world to get used to it
There's no rush

But you should let your friends know
So they're aware as well

[And so they'll start believing it, too....]

[redoubles]

i'm pretty sure i read a story like this
where living forever totally sucked

why do you want me to go tell them anyway?
why not just announce it on the network like usual?

[aigue]

That was a story
real life is what you make of it

I suppose you could
I don't like making announcements unless I have to

[redoubles]

aren't you like a story

[aigue]

What

[What.]

[redoubles]

you totally are! there was a book and everything!

[aigue]

Which one?

[redoubles]

it was something in french, but it had your name on it!
and a picture of a fox! it was pretty cute, it looked like you! (^´･益･｀^)

[aigue]

[She's glad this is text. She'll be relaxing now.]

Le Roman de Renart
I'm named after the main character
That's all

[That's what Monty assumed when he first met her, so it seems easier to just go with that.]

[redoubles]

that was it!!
so see, you're totally a story!

[aigue]

Not really
I'm not the Renart from the book

[Except for the part where she is.]

[redoubles]

but you're named after her!
who named you anyway? i thought you were a wild fox spirit

[ And clearly the Renart in the story is a girl, too, right? ]

[aigue]

[Oh Kise, points for trying.]

Him
The Renart in the stories is male
Renart is a masculine name

[Haha... that question isn't one she wants to answer.]

Who do you think named me?