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Last time you told me to take a walk with him and we ended up walking along the cliff by the shore...

Kise, you really like your water-based dates, don't you.

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water's romantic! uh unless it's like evil water that's trying to eat you
or poison all the fish and then you have dead fish floating in it, that's just gross
but totally romantic otherwise! but if you don't like that...
what about star gazing? the electricity doesn't work and this is the only city around
i bet the stars are super clear!!

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Hmm... I wonder if the constellations are the same here.
I haven't been paying attention. I'll have to check...

Those are both good ideas, I'll keep them in mind.

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see? i'm totally on top of this! any kind of relationship advice, you can come to me!
actually please come to me, kurokocchi's been kind of weird about things lately
and i'm pretty sure you'd rather stab kagamicchi than ask him for help

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You sound suspiciously like you just want me to tell you about any gossip-worthy things happening in my life.
But surely that's not what you mean.

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uh
that's not only what i mean?

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"Not only".
Kise, can you try and deny it more...
Just, you know, so I can pretend like that's NOT what the main purpose is?

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of course that's not the main purpose!
the main purpose is to keep you from killing kagamicchi
and to stop kurokocchi from making that weird pinched face like he's gonna throw up on me!
that's totally just a side thing i swear!!!

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Wait, let's go back to something else.
What do you mean by Kuroko's "weird pinched face like he's going to throw up on [you]"?

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i mean he gets that look whenever someone brings up having sex?
and the whole thing about how we were on sex planet before
it weirds him out. i think because so much happened that he doesn't remember

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I could be wrong, but I think that just means you're being indelicate.
Kuroko doesn't make faces like that around me, as far as I remember.
Well, granted, I don't talk about Ophiuchus with him.

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then that's why he's not making the faces!!
he's seriously bothered, i can tell the difference between when i'm being annoying
and when someone's actually upset about something you know!!!!

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Why even talk to him about it at all?
Is it really that important?

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he's the one who brought it up!
i was busy yelling at him for falling in a trap and almost dying

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Oh, I see...
I'm beginning to feel somewhat... concerned about him.

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me too! he keeps leaving sex until he's almost gone you know
i think he needs help. we should help him!

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You sound like you have a devious expression on your face and it's a 50/50 on whether I actually want to get involved.

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i definitely don't have a devious expression right now!

[ It's too enthusiastic to be properly devious. ]

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Just promise me you won't do anything Kuroko would later regret happening.

[ He knows Kise isn't going to regret it. ]

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i promise!! i'm only trying to help kurokocchi!
you'll help too, right? kurokocchi's stubborn, i'm not sure i can do it myself!!

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Well... as long as it's nothing that would genuinely upset him.
Sure, I'll help.

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no upsetting kurokocchi! we're helping!
even if we have to tie him up so he doesn't go wandering off into any more traps!

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Tying him up seems exactly like the kind of thing that will upset him...

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but then he can't get left behind and almost die
which is way more upsetting
i know, he can have a leash!

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A leash, huh.
I bet he'd say it's more fitting to be used on you, not him.