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I'd like a revised opinion on something I asked about previously.
I hope you have a different answer from last time.



If you were going to go on a date here, what would you do?

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uh akashicchi i'm just checking but
you want me to figure out how to go on a date
when the world's ended and we're stuck in a wasteland?

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Yes, Kise.
I meant exactly what I said.

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i was just checking!!! that's kind of hard though
i mean, it's not like there's anywhere to go to eat
or somewhere pretty to take someone to see...
this is for henry, right? you're not allowed to go kill each other!
that's a terrible date!!!! or maim each other horribly!!

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We're over the flirting part in our relationship, Kise.

[ That's what all that stabbing was, clearly. Or maybe he's joking??? Who knows when it comes to Akashi. ]

And it's because it's difficult that I'm asking for help...
I mean, this thing really is more of your expertise than mine.

text | sometime not long before peeps leave on Historian trip

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Hey Kise. You tried making doors before?

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um. doors?? is that some kind of esper thing?
or do you mean like... the things that open and shut?

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The things that open and shut, obviously.
You know the cottages aren't in the best condition, right? Mine has a front door, but the doorways to the bedrooms don't. We've been using scraps of cloth for that.
Those aren't going to cut it anymore though.

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oh! because you've been having a lot of sex?
i guess a curtain isn't really good for blocking out the noise...

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Yeah. Didn't matter before but now someone from my roommate's world showed up. It'd be annoying to have him hearing us too well.

text(?) | delivery

[necrowmantic]

[Deciding what to give to Kise was the easiest. Or it should've been, but Otonashi was oddly deficient in certain organical areas, so Henry had to make due with the next best thing.

Kise is now the owner of one(1) genuine Otonashi-liver, wrapped in a small, plain box, tied up with bloody twine (the blood made it festive). Hopefully Kise would find it soon, as Henry leaves it on top of some of his belongings while he's out, and the bottom of that box was not liquid-proof, and organs were damp, slimy things.

Apart from cursing it to keep it 'fresh' for a few days, Henry also leaves it with a note.]

From: Otonashi Yuzuru

...Literally! Did you get there first, 'cause his heart was totally missing.

So I went with something almost as good! This way you’ll always have a part of him, right? If you ever join us dead folk, I’ll try to make sure Yuzuru gets your liver too.

[It’s not signed but... who else would do something like this??]

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[ A significant chunk of time later, during which Kise has been freaking the fuck out, Henry finally receives: ]

WHY???!!!!

[necrowmantic]

[Oh, Kise. Henry can almost hear the shriek.]

Beeeeecause I thought you'd like it?

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WHY WOULD I LIKE IT

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Because it's Yuzuru's?

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[aigue]

Kise, I learned something very interesting from the Hedonists
You'll want to know

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what is it?!!
are you gonna make me give you something before you tell me?

[aigue]

[Oh, since he's offering....]

Yes
I would like another dress
And some nice lingerie

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fine fine i'll make you cute things
now what is it!!!

[aigue]

You're a good human, Kise (^・x・^)

I was told people who normally age back in their homes don't age here
Isn't that interesting?

text(?) | delivery (again)

[necrowmantic]

[Oh look, it's another mysterious package. I bet Kise is excited already! Outside is pinned a fine note.]

Hey do you know where Yuzuru's been lurking lately? I was following his trail but it stopped suddenly

I know he's been helping me a lot lately but I don't think he really meant to give me a hand

I think it's better off with you!

[If Kise is brave enough to check out the contents, there is one(1) genuine Otonashi hand, severed clean at the wrist. "Clean", anyway- as it looks to have been half the way to snapping off naturally, some sort of sharp object finishing the job. More worrying is the state of decay it's in; the appendage is clearly not in a salvageable condition, rotted and discolored, something that would have to be amputated anyway. It comes complete with an alarming amount of red hair tucked with it- some of it from clotted blood, but you can easily tell the original color underneath. Parts of the scalp are still attached, as if it had just... sloughed off. Whether it had come tucked inside the hand when Henry had found it, or whether it was a later addition from the dark mage, is unclear.

It is, honestly, Henry's way of saying 'I don't think Otonashi is doing very well and I'm worried about him and thought you should be aware of his condition.'

Just, you know, with more body parts and less words.]

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[ After an even longer period of freaking the fuck out than the first time Kise received a thoughtful body part delivery, he finally pulls out his phone and sends Henry: ]

DID YOU CUT OFF OTONASHI'S HAND

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[Such gratitude! Such suspicion! It's not like anyone has a history of cutting off pieces of Otonashi and sending them to good friends- ohwait]

Uh noooo, why would I do that?

I think he left it with me on accident.

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[ OH WAIT ]

HOW DOES SOMEONE LEAVE A HAND ON ACCIDENT

[necrowmantic]

Yeeeeah that's the part I'm wondering about myself, Ryouta.

[How is it not completely obvious that his rotting-hand-present was intended as a show of concern about their mutual friend??]